Fresh Dad Jokes

At Fresh Dad Jokes, we believe modern dads deserve more than novelty socks and a pat on the back.

Today’s dads are delightful, unhinged creatures. Once wild and well-rested, with niche hobbies and active social lives, they now form deep emotional bonds with stuffed animals and build magnet-tile masterpieces they’re genuinely proud of. They’re car seat gurus, playground monsters, bedtime negotiators and sibling diplomats. Some of them can even braid hair.

Fresh Dad Jokes is our love letter to that transformation — from modern man to modern dad, from dignified human to human jungle gym. We make gear that understands the joy, the absurdity, and the quiet heartbreak of never being able to order spicy food again.

If the dad in your life doesn’t dream of golf balls, beef jerky bouquets, or an apron that says “#1 Grill Master” in a font made of flames, give him a gift that says: I see you. I laugh at you. I love you.

He’s a dad now.
That’s the whole joke.